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Underground Burlesque


Sat 1 Mar 2014, 8:30pm–10:30pm

Where: Scotty and Mal's Cocktail and Lounge Bar, 176 Cuba St, Te Aro, Wellington

Restrictions: R18


Underground Burlesque is an intimate and exclusive 1 night only burlesque show hosted by Crystal Mischief and we are bringing the undies back!

As the door is opened for you at S&M Cocktail Lounge you walk up the lit ramp and take in the ambiance of the bar. The beautiful chandeliers catch your attention as they sparkle and glitter, as you arrive at the end of the bar to be greeted by your cocktail mixologist and owners Scotty and Malcolm you notice the beautifully decorated and lit shelves behind the bar.

As you take your drink and head downstairs your greeted by Underground Burlesque's Door Diva who will relieve you of your ticket and send you down to see the show that is Undergound Burlesque

This show the performers have been inspired by musicals. Be prepared to be entertained by:
La Femme Fantail - who will flit around the stage and dazzle you with her costume
Aurora Borealis and Orlando Bloomers - their singing will caress your hearing system
Tatiana Toplace - will dazzle you with her dance steps
Coco Stiletto - will sweeten and Grease you up
Honey Suckle - shower you with glitter and there may be an animal or two involved
Air Hote will be dazzling you with her air hostess skills and god only knows what everyones "favorite dirty Uncle" will do

This show will have melodies from the musicals you know and love and a whole pile of mischief. As with the last show your hearing system will be caressed with audiological sexy music and your eyes will be teased with burlesque beauties doing what they do best.

If you have never been to burlesque before but are kinda intrigued ... listen to this documentary in the privacy of your own home to see if its a form of entertainment that you might enjoy. This documentary was made for Radio New Zealand

Check out this cheeky lil teaser track about the show

To experience Underground Burlesque in real life the doors will open 7:30pm for a cocktail hour at Scotty & Mals. The mixologists will tempt and tease you with their range of drinks and the cocktail of the night is a Moulin Rouge. Make sure you try one - they are delicious.
Show starts 8:30pm

To keep up to date with the goings on of the show and sexy pictures of the performers head over to the Hostess Crystal Mischiefs page

If you need to contact Crystal direct email her:

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