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UndieGround Burlesque - Country: a good ol country hoe down


Fri 3 Jul 2015, 7:30pm–10:30pm

Where: Scotty and Mal's Cocktail and Lounge Bar, 176 Cuba St, Te Aro, Wellington

Restrictions: R18

UndieGround Burlesque is an intimate and exclusive burlesque show produced by Crystal Mischief and hosted by Air Hotness and we are bringing the undies back! We have enhanced a few of your favourite things!

As the door is opened for you at S&M Cocktail Lounge you walk up the lit ramp and take in the ambiance of the bar. The beautiful chandeliers catch your attention as they sparkle and glitter, as you arrive at the end of the bar to be greeted by your cocktail mixologist and owners Scotty and Malcolm you notice the beautifully decorated and lit shelves behind the bar.

You take your drink and head downstairs to be greeted by UndieGround Burlesque's Door Diva who will relieve you of your boarding pass and send you down to see the show that is UndieGround Burlesque. This is the show that is set in a plane, yes, an air plane. We have boarding passes not tickets. The show boards and departs at the scheduled times, as we don't want to upset air traffic control. We have air hostesses and we even have sweets given out when we go into land.

This show the performers have been inspired by a good ol country hoe down, Be prepared to be entertained by:

Viola Nightshade (WLG) - will lure you with her classic girl next door cutie ways
Pandora Cherie (Auckland) - let this siren will tempt you with her magical box, but beware!
Pixie Twist (Hamilton) - is back in Wellington again to woo you with her pixie ways
Little Basset (Wellington) - a new comer to the Wellington scene she will tease your ears and tickle your fancy.
Hester Hawthorn (Wellington) - she has an affinity with sheep, well the shearing of them. What will she do this time
LadySane (Wellington) - she wooed UndieGround audience last show with her pirate act and she is up to more mischief this time
Coco Stiletto (Wellington) - Coco returns to the stage after a hiatus so come and enjoy her cheeky humor
Air Hote will be dazzling you with her air hostess skills (or boobs) and god only knows what everyone’s "favorite dirty Uncle" Anglebert Humpermink will do.

This show has melodies from the country themed songs and sound tracks you know and love and of course a whole pile of mischief. As with the last show your hearing system will be caressed with audiological sexy music and your eyes will be teased with burlesque beauties doing what they do best.

If you have never been to burlesque before but are kinda intrigued ... listen to this documentary in the privacy of your own home to see if its a form of entertainment that you might enjoy. This documentary was made for Radio New Zealand

To experience UndieGround Burlesque in real life the bar will have a cocktail hour from 7:30pm. The mixologists will tempt and tease you with their range of drinks and the cocktail of the night is a Moulin Rouge. Make sure you try one - they are delicious.
Show starts 8:30pm.
Undies will be supplied for your throwing pleasure find out what you do with them, you will need to come along.
Door sales will be $35

To keep up to date with the goings on of the show and sexy pictures of the performers head over to the UndieGround Burlesque facebook page

Group bookings welcomed, please contact Crystal direct her email is

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