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UndieGround Burlesque - Pirates, Aaargh!


Sat 18 Apr 2015, 7:30pm–10:30pm

Where: Scotty and Mal's Cocktail and Lounge Bar, 176 Cuba St, Te Aro, Wellington

Restrictions: R18

UndieGround Burlesque is an intimate and exclusive one night only burlesque show produced by Crystal Mischief and hosted by Air Hotness and we are bringing the undies back! We have enhanced a few of your favourite things!

As the door is opened for you at S&M Cocktail Lounge you walk up the lit ramp and take in the ambiance of the bar. The beautiful chandeliers catch your attention as they sparkle and glitter, as you arrive at the end of the bar to be greeted by your cocktail mixologist and owners Scotty and Malcolm you notice the beautifully decorated and lit shelves behind the bar.

You take your drink and head downstairs to be greeted by UndieGround Burlesque's Door Diva who will relieve you of your boarding pass and send you down to see the show that is UndieGround Burlesque. This is the show that is set in a plane, yes, an air plane. We have boarding passes not tickets. The show boards and departs at the scheduled times, as we don't want to upset air traffic control. We have air hostesses and we even have sweets given out when we go into land.

This show the performers have been inspired by tales of the high sea, pirates, mermaids, and sailors. Be prepared to be entertained by:
The Purple Rose (WLG) - will lure you through salty seas in a hunt for pirate booty.
Pixel Winters (AKL) - let this siren of the sea make a splash into your heart with her dulcet tone.
Lady Lashes (PMR) - is back in Wellington again and will lure you in with this cheeky tale - and a little surprise!

Kitty CatAsstrophy (PMR) - Kitty has graced the Wellington burlesque stage before, there will be wenches involved this time.
Honey Bee (WLG) - a big name American burlesque performer who toured NZ adored Honey Bee, she will set your heart a flutter.

Air Hote will be dazzling you with her air hostess skills and god only knows what everyone’s "favorite dirty Uncle" Anglebert Humpermink will do.

This show has melodies from the pirate tales and sound tracks you know and love and of course a whole pile of mischief. As with the last show your hearing system will be caressed with audiological sexy music and your eyes will be teased with burlesque beauties doing what they do best.

If you have never been to burlesque before but are kinda intrigued ... listen to this documentary in the privacy of your own home to see if its a form of entertainment that you might enjoy. This documentary was made for Radio New Zealand

We know you love the teaser tracks and this will be coming soon...stay tuned.

To experience UndieGround Burlesque in real life the bar will have a cocktail hour from 7:30pm. The mixologists will tempt and tease you with their range of drinks and the cocktail of the night is a Moulin Rouge. Make sure you try one - they are delicious.

Show starts 8:30pm.

Undies will be find out what you do with them, you will need to come along.

Door sales will be $35

To keep up to date with the goings on of the show and sexy pictures of the performers head over to the UndieGround Burlesque facebook page

Group bookings welcomed, please contact Crystal direct her email is

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