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Fred From Featherston feat. Pat Goldsack


Fri 15 Jun 2018, 8:00pm–9:00pm

Where: The Cavern Club, 22 Allen St, Te Aro, Wellington

Restrictions: R18

Ticket Information:

  • General admission: $22.50 ($20.00 + $2.50 fees)
  • Eventfinda tickets no longer on sale

Want to know what happens in small towns in New Zealand? Get the scandals straight from the horse’s (or bull’s, or pig’s) mouth? Then Fred is the man for you. He’s Featherston’s former #1 male model – just one of his many achievements – and this is his story.

Brought up in a family with many brothers and sisters (only four of whom survived being cut off his back), life was tough. He had to work hard to stand out. In his quest to become Featherston’s #1 everything, he’s tried taxidermy, bartending, and unicycling, and the stories just get weirder the longer you let him run his mouth.

Fred’s been in more than a few “somewhat compromising positions”. Let him fill you in: this is one old man you don’t want to miss.

“cleverness, charm and a considerable talent”

Feat. the opening act, Katie Boyle’s Pat Goldsack

Katie Boyle's Patricia Goldsack (Pat to her lovers and friends), the octogenarian heiress, has been touring the country for the last four decades with her portable Brothel and Swingers Club, and she has landed in Wellington to make your heads really stand up. On her mission to run away and search for love, she has met many men and women, but she is still never fulfilled. Will she ever be? Are you the one to ful-fill her? Try your luck by seeing her as the opening act of Alexander Sparrow is Fred from Featherston.

"I have to admit, I love her."
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