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Massive Crushes


Thu 5 Dec 2019, 8:00pm–9:20pm
Fri 6 Dec 2019, 8:00pm–9:20pm
Sat 7 Dec 2019, 8:00pm–9:20pm
Tue 10 Dec 2019, 8:00pm–9:20pm
Wed 11 Dec 2019, 8:00pm–9:20pm
Thu 12 Dec 2019, 8:00pm–9:20pm
Fri 13 Dec 2019, 8:00pm–9:20pm

Where: BATS Theatre, 1 Kent Tce, Wellington

Restrictions: All Ages

Ticket Information:

  • Full Price: $20.00
  • Concession: $15.00
  • Group 6+: $15.00
  • Additional fees may apply


Listed by: BATS Theatre

Sex. Death. Love. Anxiety. Revolution. Tomatoes.

Massive Crushes is a morbid mixtape of murderous monologues about sex, death and everything in between.

A phenomenal and hauntingly relatable play by Uther Dean, the acclaimed creative depressive behind Tiny Deaths, Me and My Sister Tell Each Other Everything, My Fat/Sad, Elevation, and WATCH.

Directed by Isobel MacKinnon (My Best Dead Friend) and starring a cast of Wellington's most brilliant women; Hannah Banks, Freya Daly Sadgrove, Stevie Hancox-Monk, Hannah Kelly, Isadora Lao, Lucy McCarthny, Harriet Prebble, Trae Te Wiki & Maggie Leigh White.

Must close Friday 13th. Do not miss out again.

"This is not a bleak show. It’s about how, against all odds, women persevere." - Annabella Gamboni, Regional News

"[Dean's] ability to be hilarious and then gut-wrenching within the same minute is amazing." - Charlie Potter, Was It Good?

"So monstrous and yet so relatable." - Maryanne Cathro, Theatreview ** Green Light Award winner - NZ Fringe Festival, 2019

A Mulled Whine and My Accomplice are together again for a deliciously dark second helping of Massive Crushes.

Written by Uther Dean.
Directed by Isobel MacKinnon.
Production Design by Lucas Neal.
Lighting Design by Sam Tippett.
Produced by Eleanor Strathern.

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