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Awardless! - Dunedin Fringe

Where: Inch Bar, 8 Bank Street, Dunedin, Otago

Restrictions: R18

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  • Secured Entry Advance Ticket (SEAT): $3.08 ($3.00 + $0.08 fees)
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Listed by: Dunedin Fringe

OK! I've got thirty five words available to really sell this comedy show I have written, which is called AWARDLESS! and honestly if I had to sum it all up as quickly and succinctly, I'd

This show is a betrayal of everything I hold dear! It's offensive, it's cloying, it's a clear and unmitigated grab for prestige and the poster is a big picture of me! I am a twat! Anyway, me! This show will mark five years since I started doing comedy and I still don't have any awards. Not even when my friends made them up out of thin air. I won one thing once. It was a box of crap cereal from a radio phone-in competition when I was a kid. That's not in the show, I just remembered it.

Now, you might say; "Well Simon, try getting off your lardy arse and work harder at being the best you you can be and maybe someone will reward you for your efforts!" - but we all know that's not how it works and I'm angry about that and I don't care about awards so I want one desperately.
Honestly, I never intended for this to be the show. I never wanted to do anything so obviously critically genital-tickling as a 'themed show' but it just happened after a bout of extreme bitterness manifested itself whilst carrying an exploded traffic cone home to my flat. How that traffic cone figured in my volcanic self-loathing - you'll have to come and see the show.

"A whirlwind of British silliness at it's finest" - Nick Rado, TV3's 7 Days
"I'm left laughing so hard my throat hurts" - TheatreReview

Fringe Tags; Comedy

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