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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

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  • Adult: $49.20 each ($48.00 + $1.20 fees)
  • Concession: $46.12 each ($45.00 + $1.12 fees)
  • Group 6+: $43.05 each ($42.00 + $1.05 fees)
  • Wheelchair Space + Companion: $46.12 each ($45.00 + $1.12 fees)
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  • Thu 2 May 2024, 6:30pm–7:30pm
  • Thu 2 May 2024, 8:30pm–9:30pm


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Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to f*ck spiders!

That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.


“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong its right’ moments” **** Chortle UK

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