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Mark Simmons (England) in 'Quip Off The Mark'

Ticket Information

  • Fri / Sat Full Price: $33.50 each ($30.00 + $3.50 fees)
  • Mid Week Saver - Tue to Thu: $29.40 each ($26.00 + $3.40 fees)
  • Group Concession - 8+: $28.37 each ($25.00 + $3.37 fees)
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  • Wed 15 May 2024, 7:15pm–8:15pm
  • Thu 16 May 2024, 7:15pm–8:15pm
  • Fri 17 May 2024, 7:15pm–8:15pm
  • Sat 18 May 2024, 5:00pm–6:00pm
  • Sat 18 May 2024, 7:15pm–8:15pm

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Scott Blanks

UPDATE : Due to public demand an EXTRA show has now been added on Sat 18 May at 5pm at The Classic - NOW ON SALE

Welcome to the 2024 NZ International Comedy Festival - 02 to 26 May.
The Classic is really excited to present, for the first time in NZ MARK SIMMONS (England) in his acclaimed show 'Quip Off The Mark'
10 shows only / Upstairs in The Classic Studio (1st fl) 321 Queen St

What The Classic does best over the last 25+ years is discover comedy gold from afar to surprise local fest audiences.
In 2024 that is UK headliner, Mark Simmons, an absolute craftsman of the 'one liner' gags guaranteeing an onslaught of laughter in his one hour show.
"Master of one liners" one4review ★★★★★
"Absolutely hilarious" The Scotsman ★★★★
"A talented comic with an artisans grasp of joke-writing" Chortle ★★★★
"Gags of the highest order" Broadway Baby ★★★★
"Perfectly timed, clever one-liners" Leicester Mercury

Extra Info ...
May contain adult themes and colourful language.
All presales for our shows are exclusively via
Door sales are only available on the night of the show after 6pm.
Please arrive 15 minutes before the advertised show start time.
Please note that this show may be subject to lockout.
If so, you will not be able to enter the venue after the start time.
ACCESSIBILITY : The Classic Studio is on the 1st Floor up a flight of stairs. We apologise that access for wheelchairs and disabled customers is very limited.
The Law: The Classic is a licensed premise RP18 ('Supervised 18+) requiring all minors (under 18) to be accompanied by THEIR parent at all times. Anyone looking under 25 will be asked for ID in the form of : NZ Driver's License, Passport or HNZ 18+ Card only.
Shows have an age restriction of at least 14 years old accompanied by their parent. Entry will not be granted to unaccompanied minors, those without ID or intoxicated persons.

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