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Patch Lambert and Daniel Bohan - Bears Aren't Real

Ticket Information

  • Full Price: $15.00 each
  • Concession: $10.00 each
  • Additional fees may apply


  • Wed 28 Feb 2024, 7:30pm–8:30pm
  • Thu 29 Feb 2024, 7:30pm–8:30pm
  • Fri 1 Mar 2024, 7:30pm–8:30pm



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This is the show that bears don’t want you to see! Follow the befuddled minds of two knuckleheads trying to solve the greatest conspiracy of them all… if they can remember what it is. When a standup comedian (Patch Lambert, Billy T Nominee) and a pro wrestling referee (Daniel Bohan) join forces, there’s almost nothing they can’t not accomplish!

Wellington, NZ Speaking through Hasbro’s 2004 Darth Vader Voice change, lest their identity be revealed, Daniel Bohan outlined the moment everything changed for him: “From the moment I saw that bear stand on two legs I knew we were being lied to... It was a just some dude in a costume! All I wanted was to have a nice day at the zoo and have an ice cream... I didn’t expect my whole world to be flippity-flop-flopped. I mean, What else aren’t they telling us?”, “Probably alot” agreed his equally anonymous co-conspirator Patrick B. Lambert (an alias in place of his real name, Patch Lambert). They are inviting anybody who seeks the truth to get down to Fringe Bar for a show like no other.

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