Life’s a Bitch: by The Bitches’ Box

Comedy duo The Bitches’ Box has provided quality entertainment to rural communities for the last decade. They will be bringing their third show Life’s A Bitch: A hilarious comedy told through the eyes of two Swiss ex-circus dogs who’ve emigrated to Neuseeland to become ‘WOOFers’.

Fresh out of quarantine and off on their big adventure, the campervan Heidi and Helga are traveling in loses a wheel, miles from anywhere. Whilst they seek the services of the local rural garage they are introduced to an array of dogs who are also passing through.

Barb, the garage owner's fecund dog, Trixie, a wilful young duck dog in training and Stocky the stock truck dog, show our international visitors a side of New Zealand culture you didn’t even know existed.

Finally, it’s Wayne and Pip, two farm dogs stuck in a dog crate on the back of a farmers ute, who deliver some honest facts about NZ life and it really blows the Swiss dogs' minds.

Physical comics Emma Newborn and Amelia Dunbar conjure up a hilariously imaginative world that throws the spotlight on our four legged friends. They bounce from one character to another at breakneck speed, revealing the glorious inner workings of a dog's mind.


Amelia Dunbar and Emma Newborn have received global acclaim for over ten years for their incredible, innovative live theatrical performances. If you love comedy and are a fan of dogs, these incredible world-class performers will provide endless laughs for you and your friends. Come join us for a hilarious night of fun at Kinross!

“...this is comedy genius...full-speed, never-let-up comedy gold throughout... Do NOT miss it!”- Theatreview, NZ

“The Bitches’ Box is fall-off-the-chair funny, so brilliantly written and executed that only admiration makes you stop snorting.” ***** - The Times, UK

TICKETS:
- Ticket for 7:30pm show only = $45
- Ticket for pre-show two course dinner (6pm)at Kinross Bistro + Ticket for show = $99