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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here to F*ck Spiders

As seen on 7 days. Australia's MOST WANTED comedian is back after three years off....and he's not here to f*ck spiders! That's right. Not even if they're dressed in a sexy spider nurse outfit. He just hasn't got the time. And neither do you.

Because Life happens whether you like or not. You can tiptoe around it, have a whinge or pretend it's not there, but like a man wearing bacon pants at a dog park, you're gonna get bitten on the arse eventually.

So either get up and get busy, or tell somebody else who gives a sh*t. Cos we're not here to....

Book now and join Chopper for the best night out in yonks.

“This is a top hour of uproariously entertaining comedy… packed with good gags and ‘so wrong it's right’ moments” **** Chortle UK

*Some course language

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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders
Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here To F*ck Spiders

Toitoi - Opera House, Hastings, Hawke's Bay / Gisborne

Thu 16 May 7:00pm
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Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here to F*ck Spiders

Heath Franklin's Chopper - Not Here to F*ck Spiders

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Tue 21 May 7:00pm
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